Saturday, July 28, 2007
Byline: Chelle LaFleur -- Screaming
… now that I've pretty well shredded that Alabama band, let me tell you about this t-shirt I got from the good souls who work for Deadly Metal Hatchet. They sent it in size 4X, so that right there tells you they're serious about having me wear it and not use it to wash the car I ain't got. It also tells me that they care about ol' Chelle LaFleur here 'cause let me tell you, having something made in a 4x costs extra bucks.
Now, most of you know all about Deadly Metal Hatchet. They're an okay band, one of those bands you always want on your bill 'cause they'll help pack the joint and if you're smart, you'll take a cut off their merchandise sales, too, 'cause people can't get enough of that Hatchet. They're not dumb, either. They'll be the first to tell you that they'll never be able to pull in more than five thou peoples a night. They're about the Hatchet more than the music, they know it, and they don't care, so long as their merchandise sales are good.
This t-shirt they sent me's got the Hatchet on it, of course. It's sticking out of what my medical editor says is a lung and let me tell you, she had a good old time showing me all the different parts of a lung, all of which are right smack there, right where they ought to be. Anatomically correct and all that.
It's a cool shirt. My medical editor said she'd have stolen it if it were her size, so I got on the phone and tried to mooch one for her. They'll be in the stores soon, so keep your eyeballs peeled for 'em and keep off my medical editor's clothes.
Before y'all go out, though, there's one thing you need to know about this latest Deadly Metal Hatchet shirt. It's a black shirt with white print. White print that glows in the dark and makes fat Creole women like yours truly here scream when they walk down a dark hallway and see their size 4x besom glowing at her.
I told you first, and I told you here. Chelle LaFleur screams. Deal with that fact, and get your own damn shirt. Mine's hidden at the bottom of the pile 'cause if it's not, it glows all night long and keeps me up, staring at all those anatomically correct lung parts.
You heard it first, and you heard it here. Deadly Metal Hatchet shirts and bands from Alabama. Both make ol' Chelle scream.
Now, most of you know all about Deadly Metal Hatchet. They're an okay band, one of those bands you always want on your bill 'cause they'll help pack the joint and if you're smart, you'll take a cut off their merchandise sales, too, 'cause people can't get enough of that Hatchet. They're not dumb, either. They'll be the first to tell you that they'll never be able to pull in more than five thou peoples a night. They're about the Hatchet more than the music, they know it, and they don't care, so long as their merchandise sales are good.
This t-shirt they sent me's got the Hatchet on it, of course. It's sticking out of what my medical editor says is a lung and let me tell you, she had a good old time showing me all the different parts of a lung, all of which are right smack there, right where they ought to be. Anatomically correct and all that.
It's a cool shirt. My medical editor said she'd have stolen it if it were her size, so I got on the phone and tried to mooch one for her. They'll be in the stores soon, so keep your eyeballs peeled for 'em and keep off my medical editor's clothes.
Before y'all go out, though, there's one thing you need to know about this latest Deadly Metal Hatchet shirt. It's a black shirt with white print. White print that glows in the dark and makes fat Creole women like yours truly here scream when they walk down a dark hallway and see their size 4x besom glowing at her.
I told you first, and I told you here. Chelle LaFleur screams. Deal with that fact, and get your own damn shirt. Mine's hidden at the bottom of the pile 'cause if it's not, it glows all night long and keeps me up, staring at all those anatomically correct lung parts.
You heard it first, and you heard it here. Deadly Metal Hatchet shirts and bands from Alabama. Both make ol' Chelle scream.
Labels: Chelle LaFleur, creative writing, Deadly Metal Hatchet, fiction
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LOL! I love the line "they sent it to me in 4x which means they're serious about me wearing it."
I could hear her southern drawl. Great post.
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I could hear her southern drawl. Great post.
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