Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Thursday Thirteen #15 -- Valentine's Day Special
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For Valentine's Day, I thought I'd give the men of ShapeShifter their say, since I gave some of the women a chance to speak at Hanukkah. I asked them what sorts of things they consider to be turn-ons. Here's what they had to say: 1. Mitchell: Watching Kerri put in or take out her earrings. There's just something about that little head-tilt she does and the way her eyes go all soft and fuzzy… 2. Trevor: Save me before I puke, will ya? For me, it's a quick flash from the second row. [Ed -- Trevor ducks as Mitchell takes a swipe at the back of his head. Eric shakes his head in disgust.] 3. Eric: A letter from one of the girls I've been involved with. Someone who takes the time to write and then figure out where we'll be and get it to the right spot at the right time. It shows she cares, and a girl who cares is a turn-on. 4. Daniel: Long, painted, manicured nails-- Trevor: That leave scratches! Oh, yeah! Daniel: No. 5. Mitchell: A woman who's comfortable naked-- 6. Daniel: and who has jet-black hair that's long, cut perfectly even at the bottom, moves in a single sheet, and turns blue in certain lights… Mitchell: Does that describe anyone we know? Trevor: Yeah, like Val? Daniel: Maybe. 7. Eric: Speaking of Val, a sincere woman's a turn on. [Ed -- as Trevor opens his mouth, Mitchell growls and balls his hand into a fist. Trevor suddenly yawns.] 8. Mitchell: So's chocolate sauce, many flavors of schnapps, and someone who doesn't mind a bit of a mess. Daniel: Or ice cream. Someone who doesn't mind a bit of ice cream is a turn-on. Eric: All the usuals. Whipped cream-- Mitchell: Can't believe I forgot that one! Eric: Massage oil. Trevor: Call Lyric! She's got a store full of shit that'll turn any normal person on. Mitchell: And some who aren't normal, too. 9. Mitchell: Speaking of normal, I've yet to meet the man who isn't turned on watching a woman unzip the back of her dress. [Ed -- band nods and licks their lips.] 10. Eric: Except for the ones who pick their hair up off their necks and turn their backs to you, so you can unzip for them. Slowly. Trevor: What's the fun of slow? Just get to it. Mitchell: You loser. Trevor: You're one to talk. [Ed -- again, Mitchell takes a swipe at the back of Trevor's head. It's a harder blow this time and Trevor mouths the word "Ow."] 11. Daniel: Heels. The higher, the better. [Ed -- band nods in knowing agreement.] 12. Trevor: Short skirts that you can see up when they sit. Daniel: Or the ones that hint at what you want to see. 13. Trevor: Enough of this shit already! The ultimate turn-on is a woman, plain and simple. They're built for it, all tits and curves and giggles and all the other good noises they make and the way they squirm! It's a woman's sole purpose in life to turn us on, and it's our sole purpose in life to try out every single one of them, in every single way, position, and style possible. No matter what they do, they turn us on. That's their job, and that's all there is to it. Mitchell: Shit, Trev, I didn't know you could say all that in one breath. Daniel: I thought women were here to make us dinner? Mitchell: Only if your girl's a chef. Like Val. Daniel: Oh, okay, then. I hope you're all busy reading for the Debut a Debut contest -- we open for entries on Monday. I am eager to see what you guys have chosen!!! If you can't enter this time, stay tuned for a fun summer contest, as well as a plan to do another Debut a Debut next year. Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) |
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