Wednesday, February 06, 2008

 

Thurday Thirteen #whatever

Yo. Trevor still here. This blogging gig sucks, but Susan's sick. Really fucking sick. Not getting off the couch sick.

So I'm gonna make fun of her this week.


Thirteen Comments from the Peanut Gallery


1. Mitchell: Look! She's a shadow of herself!
Trevor: Who let you in here? Did that woman of yours wise up and throw your ass out?

2. Remember this whiny post? Ha. It's got nothing on that blob parked on the couch.

3. We all know she writes book reviews over at Front Street Reviews.
Mitchell: That's why over on her sidebar, it's listed under "byline." Which is a play on Chelle, in case you hadn't noticed.
Trevor: Like I give a fuck? Let me get back to the story.

4. Beats the shit outta us where or how it happened, but these Bostick Communications people picked up Susan's name. Not a bad idea, except their oh-so-researched targeted marketing has her deleting about five e-mails a day.
Mitchell: Stays silent.
Trevor: Gets mad that Mitchell won't play the straight guy.

5. They're all for Christian lit and non-fiction! Why the fuck would you send a Jewish novelist an offer to review your Christian lit or non-fiction?????

6. Mitchell: She reviewed LL Cool J. And that Brian Wilson book. And White Bicycles. Those weren't fiction.
Trevor: They were about music.
Mitchell: LL Cool J's book was not about music. It's a workout book.
Trevor: You ought to know. You're sleeping with it under your pillow, in the hopes you'll wake up and look that good.
Mitchell: Actually, I loaned it to Daniel. I think he's using it.
Trevor: He would.

7. Now, here's a good one to show you how out of it Susan is. The Tour Manager called to tell her that this new doohickey showed up.
Mitchell: It's a trainer, for her bike. You need that part to make the joke work.
Trevor: Yeah. Her trainer. It was waiting at the office for him. And Susan's first thought? What's she doing there?
Mitchell: I think it works better if you know that Susan's got a personal trainer. Or if you hear her tell it. She's got the space cadet thing down the past few days.

8. Eric: Oh, hi guys. Want to practice when Daniel gets back?
Mitchell: Where is he?
Eric: Off driving Susan's car. He wanted to know why it's won Best Car awards a bunch of times.
Mitchell: I can't believe she's letting him.
Eric: I was right there. She said, "Mmm-hmmm." Didn't even open her eyes or anything.
Trevor: Is that how #2 got permission to play on the computer for a few hours?
Mitchell: Hours?
Trevor: Hours.
Mitchell: Damn, she is out of it.

9. Trevor: We suck at ragging on Susan, know that?
Mitchell: Yep.
Eric: Everyone's giving her awards again, too.
Mitchell: The two things have got to be related.
Trevor: Ya think, Super Brain?

10. Eric: She'll have to catch up on the awards when she's feeling better.
Trevor: At this rate, that'll be in another week.
Mitchell: Think I ought to call Amy again? She's awfully out of it.

11. Trevor: This sucks. You can't rag on someone when she's this pathetic.

12. Eric: Oh, look! She's up!
Mitchell: I think she's hungry. Since Val's not here, I'll go see if I can help.

13. Trevor: Yum Yum.


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# posted by Susan Helene Gottfried @ 6:20 PM
Comments:
Hugs, I hope you feel better soon!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 06, 2008 7:30 PM
 
She will get well, and well you are in big trouble then. Bwahahahaha. Have a great TT. :)
# posted by Blogger Sandee : February 06, 2008 7:45 PM
 
Sorry you're still sick, Susan! Congrats on the new trainer, though. I'm sure you'll be on that bike again soon. Just don't let Trevor try to fix you anything to eat. Not that he probably would, but you never know.
# posted by Blogger Ann (bunnygirl) : February 06, 2008 8:07 PM
 
I can answer No. 5: to maybe double check the facts....
# posted by Blogger SandyCarlson : February 06, 2008 8:13 PM
 
Go make the woman some chicken soup, Trevor!

But seriously, this is hilarious.

Happy TT! I'll put mine up when I think of something!
# posted by Blogger Unknown : February 06, 2008 8:32 PM
 
LOL! I hope you're feeling better soon, Susan.
# posted by Blogger L^2 : February 06, 2008 9:09 PM
 
LOL Susan! This has a surreal I've-been-sick-too-long thing going on. I do hope you feel better soon. But this post was funny from the '# whatever'. And the shadow-of-herself photo!
# posted by Blogger Julia Phillips Smith : February 06, 2008 9:19 PM
 
Yes, I have DEFINITELY been sick too long.
# posted by Blogger Susan Helene Gottfried : February 06, 2008 9:24 PM
 
Hope you feel better soonly! Happy TT and thanks so much for stopping by!
# posted by Blogger Susan Demeter : February 06, 2008 9:26 PM
 
Poor Susan! Daniel's got her car! But it's good to see that Trevor has a conscience when it comes to ragging the vulnerable. (Thanks for visiting my TT)
# posted by Blogger The Gal Herself : February 06, 2008 9:39 PM
 
Happy TT my friend. Thanks for stopping by my WW:)
# posted by Blogger Lori : February 06, 2008 9:40 PM
 
Those "poor" boys were trying so hard to pick on you, but even that was a bit over their heads. Sue, hope you feel better soon so that guys can get out to play. I don't think they will make good nurse maids.
# posted by Blogger Jenny McB : February 06, 2008 10:08 PM
 
OH MAN! Everyone's getting sick right now! Get better soon... at least before Valentine's DAy.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 06, 2008 10:23 PM
 
OH MAN! Everyone's getting sick right now! Get better soon... at least before Valentine's DAy.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 06, 2008 10:26 PM
 
I hope you feel better soon. :)
# posted by Blogger Ann : February 06, 2008 10:30 PM
 
Get well soon and thanks for visiting me. Happy TT.
# posted by Blogger pjazzypar : February 06, 2008 10:36 PM
 
SHG - you're sick?? Get well soon, sweetie!! Get my man Mitchell *swoon* to whip you up the old fashioned cure-all... Chicken Soup!

(Hey - I see a Chicken Soup for the Rock Star's Soul waiting to be written ;)
# posted by Blogger Wylie Kinson : February 06, 2008 10:58 PM
 
Hope you can get off the couch soon.
# posted by Blogger Carina : February 06, 2008 11:12 PM
 
Gosh Trevor, why do you have to be so disrespectful? It's really unnecessary and unkind. You would so complain if someone spoke about you this way.

Get Susan some chicken soup and an apology - pronto!
# posted by Blogger Open Grove Claudia : February 06, 2008 11:27 PM
 
I didn't know that Susan is sick. Send her my regards (Cupples @ Buck Naked Politics).
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 06, 2008 11:47 PM
 
I'm laughing at #5. Happy TT.
# posted by Blogger pussreboots : February 06, 2008 11:58 PM
 
I hope you're feeling better soon. Very funny list!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 12:22 AM
 
Susan is obviously still much more creative sick than I am healthy!

Now get up off your lazy ass and go make her some soup you ingrate! She gave you life and you can't even make a lousy can of soup? It's not like I'm suggesting you actually chop vegetables or anything, just warm it up.
# posted by Blogger Robin : February 07, 2008 2:34 AM
 
Ooo, sorry you're sick!

(((Healing Vibes)))

~X
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 5:38 AM
 
Yum Yum indeed ;)

Do your book characters ever think you're the fictional character?

PS I have two, count 'em, 2, TT posts this week.
# posted by Blogger Deanna Dahlsad : February 07, 2008 8:31 AM
 
Hope you get well soon, chica!
# posted by Blogger Tempest Knight : February 07, 2008 8:43 AM
 
I need to start an award...

Most Hilarious Thursday Thirteen of All Time.

Thanks for making me spit my coffee all over the keyboard in front of my students! I may never stop laughing.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 8:55 AM
 
So sorry you're sick ... had that bug myself LAST week and hated it! Clever post ... much more imaginative that what I did when I was ill, but then I don't have Trevor et al to take over for me. LOL
Hugs and blessings,
# posted by Blogger storyteller : February 07, 2008 9:02 AM
 
I'm so sorry you're feeling poorly, but I had to laugh at the hijacking of your TT...even when you're sick, you're fabulous!

Hugs darlin'! Get better soon :-)
# posted by Blogger Tilly Greene : February 07, 2008 9:42 AM
 
Well, at least they didn't rag on you too terribly. Feel better soon! {{{{{hugs}}}}}
# posted by Blogger Darla : February 07, 2008 11:17 AM
 
I'm too boring for good ragging. It's really that simple.
# posted by Blogger Susan Helene Gottfried : February 07, 2008 11:20 AM
 
Awww! Feel better soon, Susan!
# posted by Blogger MsSnarkyPants : February 07, 2008 11:22 AM
 
I hope you feel better soon but even sick your tts are better than mine!

~Harris.
# posted by Blogger Harris Channing : February 07, 2008 11:32 AM
 
She's a Jewish novelist review Christian books. ROFL!!!

You better get well soon, so you can come on line and do our write ins. :D
# posted by Blogger Amy Ruttan : February 07, 2008 12:12 PM
 
I miss our write-ins. ;(
# posted by Blogger Susan Helene Gottfried : February 07, 2008 12:17 PM
 
lol! That made me laugh!

http://blog.mysocalledsite.com/?p=199 Happy TT! :)
# posted by Blogger oneluvgurl : February 07, 2008 12:36 PM
 
I feel your pain Susan. 2+ weeks here. Kidlet and I are slowly on the mend.
# posted by Blogger Cinnamon Girl : February 07, 2008 1:27 PM
 
Hope you're feeling better soon. DS and DH have got it here. Might wanna check my TT for some relief. LOL.

Take care.

Trevor, you and the guys need to be nice to poor Susan!
# posted by Blogger Kaige : February 07, 2008 1:39 PM
 
Get well soon!
# posted by Blogger Chelle Y. : February 07, 2008 1:57 PM
 
Susan!!!! We're not prepared. I just stopped by Nicole's and saw her list. (We're still good with the leather though).
# posted by Blogger Lisa Andel : February 07, 2008 2:15 PM
 
sending all kinds of healing energy and prayers your way! PLEASE feel better soon.....we can't deal with much more substitute blogging!
# posted by Blogger jayedee : February 07, 2008 2:26 PM
 
Yeah? Why the fuck not?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 2:28 PM
 
Oh Susan, I'm so sorry you're sick! I hope you feel better soon. My cats are all sending you purrs!

The boys, as ever, made me chortle!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 2:34 PM
 
lighten up trevor! you can't help it that you were born a man.....i'm just over the testosterone thing right now and you got caught in the crossfire.
go write a song or something....it will make you feel better. oi!
# posted by Blogger jayedee : February 07, 2008 2:50 PM
 
I hope you get better soon, Susan. You need to exert control over those boys ;)
# posted by Blogger Shelley Munro : February 07, 2008 2:52 PM
 
Why not try getting over THIS man? It'll make ME feel better.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 2:53 PM
 
Shelly, ya think?
# posted by Blogger Susan Helene Gottfried : February 07, 2008 2:55 PM
 
Somebody needs a good paddling. Back in yer pen, dawgs.

Hope you feel better soon, Susan! Thanks for visiting when you're so sick and all!

T13 #12 |  Pictures from the (Virtual) Earth:  Thirteen Landscapes
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 3:01 PM
 
Trevor, schnookums, not to worry -- you always make me purr. :-D
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 3:27 PM
 
hey dude, i was trying to make light of a situation that affects me here in the lost world. didn't mean to knock your nose out of joint. i'm sorry we've managed to offend each other. i apologize. pax? ok?

cc'd from my blog to yours
# posted by Blogger jayedee : February 07, 2008 4:02 PM
 
Uhh, Jaydee, that was a proposition!
# posted by Blogger Susan Helene Gottfried : February 07, 2008 4:33 PM
 
ROFLMAO
# posted by Blogger Liberty : February 07, 2008 4:37 PM
 
Feel better soon gal!
JJ
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 4:46 PM
 
I hope you feel better soon Chicka!

Gotta lubs a smart ass man...Kick his ass a few times for me, huh?

Huggles!
Donica
# posted by Blogger Donica Covey : February 07, 2008 4:49 PM
 
Susan, get well soon and get back to blogging. Trevor is no substitute! :)
# posted by Blogger maryt/theteach : February 07, 2008 4:50 PM
 
I hope Susan feels better soon. Interesting TT.
# posted by Blogger Melanie : February 07, 2008 4:51 PM
 
I hope you feel better!
# posted by Blogger Believer in Balance : February 07, 2008 4:58 PM
 
LL Cool J? And you're going to rag on my 80's picks? LOL!

This was funny! Happy TT!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 5:00 PM
 
Susan,
So sorry to hear you are down and out, but at least you clearly have retained your sense of style and humor!! Hope you are feeling better soon -- !
Happy TT (I couldn't even muster up the energy to think of 13 things today!)
# posted by Blogger Karen : February 07, 2008 5:19 PM
 
Hope you feeling better!
# posted by Blogger Melanie : February 07, 2008 5:26 PM
 
I like Susan, Thabnks! Make fun of her as much you can..

This is for Susan:

BTW, you have been tagged for book meme page 123.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 8:31 PM
 
I hope Su gets well soon!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 07, 2008 10:47 PM
 
I send you feel better vibes and lots of hot tea. I hope that you're better soon before the band gets too rowdy or starts practicing in your front room.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 08, 2008 3:57 AM
 
This is a neat post. I hope you feel better soon, S!
# posted by Blogger karen! : February 08, 2008 2:24 PM
 
Best wishes, I hope you'll feel better soon. Thanks for visiting my Dalai Lama quotes!
# posted by Blogger Tink : February 08, 2008 3:56 PM
 
Po' Susan is still sick. And she let the boys take over. I feel sorry for her when she feels better and has to clean the mess up. :o
# posted by Blogger cheesygiraffe : February 10, 2008 12:29 PM
 
If that target marketing is sending you Christian lit emails, they aren't even close to the bullseye. If I wasn't such a cynic, I would be tempted to try sleeping with a workout book under my pillow in hopes of transforming my body overnight.
# posted by Blogger Malcolm : February 11, 2008 9:03 PM
 
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